What

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

buymypepsimax:

having fun there james?

buymypepsimax:

having fun there james?

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

    if you don’t dislike me yet don’t worry your time will come